The Chanukah Song 2001
by Adam Gimbel

original lyrics and music by Adam Sandler,
with a nod to "Crimson & Clover"

Put on your yamulke.
Here comes Chanukah.
So much funukah
to celebrate Chanukah.

This song was funny
but it was only funny twice.
Now it's old & tired.
I know that isn't nice.

Well, I'm a Jewish Adam,
so I'll give it a shot.
'Cause there's plenty more rockin' Jews.
Let's see who we've got....

Krusty The Clown is one of the Chosen,
so's Russell Simins from the Blues Explosion.
We're proud to have Jack Black from Tenacious D
but sorry 'bout Michael Bolton & good ol' Kenny G.
Gene Simmon's real name is Chaim, Paul Stanley's is Eisen.
Lou Reed eats the matzah 'cause he don't like dough that's risin'.

Barbara Streisand's got a big ol' Jewish nose
and so do brothers Robinson from the Black Crowes.

Put on your yamulke.
Here comes Chanukah.
The left half of Harry Connicka
celebrates Chanukah.

Moses Leroy (SD band/singer), not a Jew
and guess who else isn't:
hall of famer, Rod Carew.
Sandler got that wrong.

Half Jew Saul Hudson is better known as Slash
and guess who thinks it's not kosher?
That's right, Mick Jones from the Clash.
Robin Roth's (91X FM) a Heeb, so's Anya Marina (92/1 FM)
same with Ted Leitner (local sportscaster) and the Doors Robby Kreig-a.

A Jew wrote "White Christmas", not "Jingle Bell Rock"
and Monica Lewinsky got the Presidential YOW!!!!

Put on your yamulke.
Here comes Chanukah.
No one at Benihanakah
celebrates Chanukah.
So pump some electronica
and crank up Chaka Khanica.
Make sure your youth is sonic-a.
Have a happy happy happy happy Chanukah.